Books, Fiction

A Chaste Christmas Novel: Debbie Macomber’s Jingle All the Way

Jingle All the Way by Debbie Macomber | Sweatshirt | Shorts | Hat

Worth A Read No
Length 272
Quick Review A chaste (and confusing) Christmas romance for those who really don’t want to be surprised or titillated by love or the holiday spirit. 

I’m going to start off with: I have nothing good to say about Jingle All the Way by Debbie Macomber. I would suggest this book because it is the perfect Christmas romance for Christian women with a sex-sensitivity. Honesty, it doesn’t even have to be sex… intimacy is also applicable.

Everly is a high-powered CEO of a company in downtown Chicago. She gets sent on her idea of hell: a trip down the Amazon river with absolutely no way to connect with the outside world. While on the cruise, she connects with the ship’s naturalist and Chicago-native, Asher. They fall in love on the Amazon as they encounter illness, accidents, kidnapping, and mishaps. 

I still do not understand the title, Jingle All the Way, or the cover image. Poor choices. They do not match the plot at all in any way shape or form. It is very confusing, and I hate it. Poor choices on the publisher’s part.

For the completely inept at knowing how a Christmas romance novel is going to end: If you don’t want to know how it ends (the same as every other one in this genre), do not read this paragraph. I really loathe how the characters always end up married and usually with child in the epilogue. Let’s have a new ending. Like they had three great months before brain cancer suddenly took Asher from Everly and she dedicated herself to preserving the Amazon in his memory. That’s romantic and new!

Macomber’s writing is incredibly unbelievable. The dialogue is very cringe worthy. As someone who is of the same age as the main characters, we would not talk that way to one another, especially if it was a flirtation. The dialogue has as much emotional depth as encounters I have with a friend I don’t much care for rather than the person I’m falling head over heels in love with. 

Having more fun on the photo shoot than I did reading the terrible book.

I know that romances must have a reason the two love interests shouldn’t or couldn’t be together, but the reasons Macomber creates in Jingle All the Way are hardly believable. The only thing I remotely like about this one is that Asher is pressured to give up his wandering ways to settle down and begin a family. For once the man is also giving up something. Surprise, surprise, surprise, they both decide to settle in a small town and be happy and a family and give up their wandering and high powered lives. Yuck.

Macomber also starts off the novel with an attack on Gen Z by painting Everly’s assistant as inept, irresponsible, catty, and an all around shitty human and employee. I don’t like this because it’s a sweeping judgement rather than individualized to this particular person, who is a crap assistant. It also sets the scene that Everly is much older, but in reality, they’re maybe ten years apart in age. 

One of my favorite (read this sarcastically) moments in Jingle All the Way is when Macomber takes the opportunity to defend romance novels as a genre. I don’t understand why she feels the need because the vast majority of the people reading it are fans of hers and the genres. So it feels very self-aggrandizing when Everly says, “They’re positive and uplifting and give me hope of finding my own handsome hero one day.”

I do have one audience to whom I can and would suggest this novel. As much as I really did not enjoy reading Debbie Macomber’s Jingle All the Way, it is perfect for Christian women or women with a sex-sensitivity. I, for one, do not love reading sex scenes. They make me uncomfortable. Yet they are a natural part of any romantic relationship. Kissing is also normal… Everly and Asher do none of it. They two chaste kisses. To have a raging love affair last two weeks on vacation in South America without technology or connection to the outside world, I can’t imagine them not having sex. Not realistic. 

Like I said. Don’t waste your time on this book. It’s terrible unless you really hate intimacy and want to know what the ending is by paragraph one. 

bisous und обьятий,
RaeAnna

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Title: Jingle All the Way
Author: Debbie Macomber
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Copyright: 2020
ISBN: 9781984818751

Books, Fiction

Anna of Kleve by Alison Weir

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Anna of Kleve; The Princess in the Portrait by Alison Weir

Worth A Read Eh
Length 496
Quick Review Anna of Kleve was the fourth wife of Henry VIII, faring better than any who came before or after, but was she hiding a secret love child?

I have a hard time reading historical fiction because I have a LOVE of history. To the point of obsession. I don’t love historical fiction because authors change and add and revise history like it’s their job, – it is – but the problem for me lies in the fact history is ridiculous enough, it doesn’t need changing. I understand making up conversations and filling in the gaps of history, but come on. I like Aliso Weir because she’s an actual historian with numerous historical nonfiction books and biographies published, focusing on the Tudors and other royal figures. She writes popular history, which is more accessible than academic writing for those who enjoy history and don’t want to be bogged down in academese. Her historical fiction is far more factual than most out there. She just knows her shit better. 

Within the first few pages of Anna of Kleve, there is a sex scene. For me, it’s not a selling point, but the other 490 pages pretty much steered clear of the graphic sex scenes. Although, I think a lot of people read historical fiction just for the naughty bits. 

Anna of Kleve was the fourth wife of King Henry VIII. She was never crowned, but she became a trusted friend of the king and loved by his children. Where his other wives found tragedy, Anna found a friend. Henry fell in love with her portrait, but he was disappointed by the reality he met. Henry famously told Oliver Cromwell, “I liked her before not well, but now I like her much less, for I have felt her belly and her breasts and as I can judge, she should be no maid.” the night after their wedding when he couldn’t or didn’t consummate their marriage. What does this mean? Alison Weir explores the possibility: Anna of Kleve was no virgin, but had a love child before their marriage. 

Weir paints a convincing picture in her latest historical fiction novel Anne of Kleve, but is it convincing enough to change the way history views the fourth wife of Henry VIII? I found it interesting and compelling, but not revolutionary. As a student of history, it’s founded on a rumor that is not new. It circulated during Anna’s own time. 

It’s a decent book. It took me a while to get through it. I highly suggest Anne of Kleve for lovers of historical fiction. For me, not my favorite. 

Memorable Quotes
“Men did commonly blame the wife if anything went wrong…”
“…he had such a deep-rooted  elied in his own righteousness that it would never occur to him that he might have wrecked her life.”

bisous und обьятий,
RaeAnna

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Title: Anna of Kleve; The Princess in the Portrait
Author: Alison Weir
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Copyright: 2019
ISBN: 9781101966570

Books, NonFiction

The Cartiers by Francesca Cartier Brickell

Worth A Read Yes
Length 656
Quick Review Not only is it a history of an incredible family, it’s a history of the world and how they changed it through their creative genius, and kindness.

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Cartier has come to signify opulence and timelessness. The brand continues to be one of the most globally recognizable. It all started with Louis-François Cartier in Paris in 1847. The family history of the great jewelry brand is told in The Cartiers by one of the founders direct descendants. Francesca Cartier Brickell is the great-great-great granddaughter of Louis-François Cartier and granddaughter to the last Cartier to control the family business. The book began when Brickell found a long lost box of letters hidden in the wine cellar at her grandfather’s birthday party. Brickell began reading and piecing together her family’s history like the beautiful mystery it is. 

Cartier had humble beginnings. Louis-François Cartier grew up poor and learned the trade before fighting to open his own store. His son Alfred joined the business, helping it grow into something larger and more renowned. Louis, Pierre, and Jacques, Alfred’s three sons, joined the company; they would be the people who took the company from nationally beloved to a global powerhouse. 

The reason Cartier became Cartier is because of their dedication to kindness and discretion. Kindness was of the utmost importance from the company’s origins, “”Be very kind,” Louis-François would advise his son, Alfred, outlining a key tenet of his life’s philosophy.” A willingness to adopt new technologies also played an integral role, “Cartier was one of the first firms to have electricity in Paris.” They were able to create new technologies, which enabled them to create stunning jewelry never seen before. It also helped that the Cartier children made advantageous marriages within the fashion and aristocratic elite. The atmosphere also created the company, “Cartier became like an extended family as staff were united by their shared experiences. It wasn’t just the designers, craftsmen, and salesmen who became close, but their wives and children too.” Fathers and sons would work side-by-side in the workshops and sales floors. The Cartiers were able to find talent and nurture it in each other and their craftsmen. 

Family came first in the Cartier family, and they were unified. The company lasted three generations. The fourth did not grow up together, so they did not have the same affinity for family unity their fathers had. It would eventually be their downfall.

Francesca Cartier Brickell does an amazing job pulling the reader into the story. Her personal investment in the history she told seeps through every word. She talks about her ancestors with compassion and reverence even when she tells the uglier sides of the story. She shares amazing anecdotes about the clients who frequented and who famously did not. There is a focus on the third generation with the three brothers and their contributions. Louis, Pierre, and Jacques were all visionaries in their own right. It was the generation which made Cartier iconic, but it is also the generation she had a connection to. Her grandfather was the eldest son of Jacques, and she learned much through conversations with him.

The book contains beautiful moments of insight into the family’s life. Brickell excerpts from letters between the family and other significant people in their lives. There are boxes containing “Conversations with Jean-Jacques,” Brickell’s grandfather, the last Cartier to run the business. These moments give Jean-Jacques’ personal opinions, thoughts on jewelry pieces, the family, business, history, and more. They are poignant and beautiful. Cartier is known for spectacular jewelry worn by the wealthiest and most important people in history. Jewelry spotlights discuss some of the most unique, challenging or memorable pieces they made.   

One of the most repeated phrases in the book was the phase upheld by the company and the family, “Never copy, only create.” They drew inspiration from the world, history, and other cultures, but they never copied or drew inspiration from other jewelry or designers. Creating was their purpose in life, and they did just that. 

The Cartiers is a story of the world’s elite social and political life as much as it is the story of the Cartier family and business. Francesca Cartier Brickell paints a beautiful story of a complicated family who defied the odds to become the greatest craftsmen in the world to create for Kings and Presidents and Sultans and the wealthiest men and women in the world. 

Fun Fact The New York office, still standing and used today, was traded for a pearl necklace. The necklace was traded on behalf of Maisie Plant by her husband Morton Plant in 1916. The necklace would go on to be a fraction of the price a few years later because cultured pearls were created. The trade for the building on 5th Avenue was one of the savviest business deals made by Cartier and possibly in history. “…it wasn’t as absurd as it sounds today. Buildings, after all, could be built or rebuilt, but finding a perfect natural pearl could take months, even years. And finding enough good-quality perfectly matched pearls for a necklace, well, that could take decades.” Jean-Jacques Cartier

Memorable Quotes
“Every piece was unique.”
“Despite the widespread changes in society after the First World War, an innate snobbery persisted in blue-blooded aristocratic circles.”
“Never copy, only create.”

bisous und обьятий,
RaeAnna

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Title: The Cartiers; The Untold Story of the Family Behind the Jewelry Empire
Author: Francesca Cartier Brickell
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Copyright: 2019
ISBN: 9780525351614

Books, Fiction

Let It Snow by Nancy Thayer

Worth A Read At Christmas
Length 272
Quick Review Set in Nantucket at Christmas time; a young shop owner struggles between love, community, and career. 

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Let It Snow by Nancy Thayer

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The reason I like Let It Snow by Nancy Thayer is because it’s not trying to be anything other than a love story. So many Christmas stories are love stories masquerading as female empowerment or something like that, and I hate the way they are done. They make the woman a strong independent woman in a city without an interest in love, but then she goes home/has to go to a small town/is stranded in the country when her life is turned upside down, realizing she has fallen in love with a man and small town life. Thayer doesn’t try to do that, she comes right out and says what it is. Christina is an independent business woman living in Nantucket and, “She had always wanted to marry and have children and it broke her heart to know that she hadn’t given her parents grandchildren before they died.”

Thayer writes a sweet story about finding love and fighting for what you believe in. She does make me want to visit Nantucket someday because it sounds lovely. Overall, it’s a nice story for Christmas, but it’s not a fabulous book. I don’t find the child, Wink, in the story very realistic. I have spent a lot of time around a lot of different children, and I don’t think Wink would act the way she does in the beginning of the book; she does get more believable later in the story. I also don’t love the fact Let It Snow makes an unmarried woman is old. As a woman very near thirty, this is bullshit. The romanticism is a bit much even for a love story. 

Thayer has a very straightforward writing style, which makes the narrative quick and easy to read. There are a few grammatical errors. Pronouns should be used more often because Christina is used far too much, and it is incredibly repetitive. 

Let It Snow would be a great book to curl up and read over Christmas break. It is very Christmassy and cute. An easy read for all ages. 

Memorable Quotes
“Sometimes you’re so depressed you’ll do anything to make yourself feel worse.”

bisous und обьятий,
RaeAnna

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Title: Let It Snow
Author: Nancy Thayer
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Copyright: 2019
ISBN: 97814524798680

Books, NonFiction

Motherland by Elissa Altman

Worth A Read Absolutely
Length 272
Quick Review Elissa Altman and her mother have always had a trying relationship. Altman explores their history in order to come to peace with and understand it. 

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Mother daughter relationships are hard under even the best of circumstances. When someone puts pen to paper about it, you know it is even more fraught. And usually the mom is dead, but Elissa Altman writes while her mother is still living. Motherland is, at its essence, an exploration of addiction and recovery and living with it.

Moms are hard. I probably have a skewed perception because I have struggled with the mom relationship since I became a cognizant person. Motherland resonated with me on a very visceral level. I finished it in a few hours without getting up to even refill my teacup. 

Elissa Altman is a lesbian woman raised by starlet mother in New York City. (Her father was supportive and present and seems like a really good dad and person, but this story isn’t about him.) Her mother had a career in entertainment before meeting her first husband and having a child, Altman. For the rest of her life, she would remind everyone of who she used to be, all while reminding her daughter what she had given up for her

From the start, it is wildly apparent the relationship between Altman and her mother is unhealthy under the best of circumstances. Her mother never made the shift in her mind that her days on TV were no longer. She lives as if the idea of her past self is all she was, is, and ever will be to the point Altman states, “She was a myth I searched for and never found.” Oh my god that sentence cuts me to the quick.  

  • “It was not the alcohol to which I was addicted; it was she…” About going to AA without an alcohol addiction.
  • A lot of I loved you the most did everything for you what has anyone else done that I didn’t and couldn’t do for you
  • It feels like my mother 
  • “The belief that whatever she was dishing out. I somehow deserved.”

Memorable Quotes
“Like the Centralia Mine fire, my mother and I have been burning for half a century.”
“It had been a choice: my mother’s life, or my own.”
No family likes having a writer in their midst, says a close friend. … No family ever says Yay. A writer.”

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Title: Motherland: A Memoir of Love, Loathing, and Longing
Author: Elissa Altman
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Copyright: 2019
ISBN: 9780399181580

Books, Fiction

Evvie Drake Starts Over by Linda Holmes

Worth A Read Yes and No
Length 304
Quick Review A predictable love story about a widow and a pro baseball player beginning again. 

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Evvie Drake Starts Over by Linda Holmes | Swimsuit | Sunglasses

Evvie Drake has lived in small town Maine all her life. She’s married to the beloved doctor. Her porch is the prettiest in town. As she packs her bags to leave him and her life behind, he dies. There are pages one through four. Evvie is forced to figure out what to do next because it’s impossible to leave a dead husband. Evvie Drake Starts Over by Linda Holmes is a sad and funny look into the after. 

The plot is subpar and not interesting in any way. It’s about as trite and saccharine as a love story can be. Every single character and interaction is overdone and predictable. Nothing is a surprise. The sad girl who’s only ever been seen by one man and is the pity of the town even though the dead husband was *gasp* abusive is finally seen as sexy and alluring in her sweaters by a famous ex-baseball player who is going through his own struggle because he can’t pitch anymore *oh no!!!*. They flirt, boink, go their separate ways because misunderstanding, throw in a dog and some great scenery, cut to the last ten pages, and you know the ending.  

The only redeeming factor to the Evvie Drake Starts Over is Holmes’ dialogue. Though the plot is crap, the dialogue and humor pulled me through. As much as the characters are a bore, I do like them. They’re funny and witty and completely flawed. Evvie resonates with me because I too existential crisis “”lie on the floor in the middle of the night and contemplate my existence.”” Holmes paints the characters as if they are much older than their early thirties. I’m not even in my thirties and I love sweaters, but leading with those factoids makes Evvie seem old and matronly. Add in the widowhood, and I had to keep reminding myself she was basically my age. The conversations between characters is funny in the way I like to think I am with my friends:
Evvie: “”Everything okay?””
Dean: “”Yeah, yeah, sorry about the noise. Knocked a box off the counter. It’s never the box with the sheets in it, you know? It’s always whatever will make it sound the most like you tried to murder a robot by throwing it down a couple of flights of stairs.””

It’s super baseball themed because the love interest is a sports dude, ugh. The book is split into parts: Fall, Winter, Spring, Summer to Opening Day. 

Honestly, the plot in Evvie Drake Starts Over makes me sad. The dialogue is funny and engaging. I was hoping this would be something more… I can’t tell you what, but I was hoping it would be a better version of a rom-com. Although, it is a great read for vacation. I powered through it in one day on the beach. Tough life, I know. 

Memorable Quotes
“Evvie’s Scandinavian grandmother had claimed that young women dream about the husbands they want, old women dream about the husbands they wanted, and only the luckiest women, for a moment in the middle, dream about the husbands they’ve got.”
“She stretched out on the sofa, trying to ignore the do something, do something voice…”
“”Climate-change denial is flat-earth idiocy for people who want us all to drown.””

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Title: Evvie Drake Starts Over
Author: Linda Holmes
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Copyright: 2019
ISBN: 9780525619246