After observing newborn puppies for the last four weeks, I have come to see life through their eyes. Probably because most of my time is spent looking at them, cleaning up after them, or trying to weasel my way into their puppy piles. I may also have lost my damn mind because my entire social life revolves around fifteen fuzzy bodies who are incapable of vocally communicating. Their eyes are incredibly expressive, though, so I’m pretty sure I know what they’re thinking.
- Food is best when stood in.
- If it’s a nipple or looks like a nipple, it will be sucked.
- Sit, stare, get what you want.
- Pee is meant to be shared and spread around.
- When in doubt, cry.
- Pants are for the sole purpose of providing fun things to chase.
- Bathrooms are prison cell, torture devices meant to trap and contain, while also preventing roaming, looking out windows, and enjoying the greatest pleasure like not being in a bathroom.
- Poop sure smells like food…
- Toes are for chewing.
- Pee and poop will come out whether there’s a head in the way or not.
- Cuddles are best enjoyed in a pile.
bisous und обьятий,
RaeAnna
